BREW - An alternative term for a cup of tea. Thank you for the distribrewtion of this card. Blank inside.

BREW - An alternative term for a cup of tea. Thank you for the distribrewtion of this card. Blank inside.

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KNOBHEAD - a northern term of endearment. Blank inside.

KNOBHEAD - a northern term of endearment. Blank inside.

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CHUFFIN’ - A northern term used for emphasis or as a mild expletive. Blank inside.

CHUFFIN’ - A northern term used for emphasis or as a mild expletive. Blank inside.

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MARDY BUM - A northern term for a sulky, petulant and grumpy git. A moderate twat. Blank inside.

MARDY BUM - A northern term for a sulky, petulant and grumpy git. A moderate twat. Blank inside.

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HEYUP - A northern term for hello. Pronounce “A-up”. Blank inside.

HEYUP - A northern term for hello. Pronounce “A-up”. Blank inside.

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KNACKERS - Oh I do declare; I say; oh my goodness; oh for fucks sake. Blank inside.

KNACKERS - Oh I do declare; I say; oh my goodness; oh for fucks sake. Blank inside.

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CHUFFIN’ - A northern term used for emphasis or as a mild expletive. Blank inside.

CHUFFIN’ - A northern term used for emphasis or as a mild expletive. Blank inside.

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FECK OFF - Quite possibly Ireland’s greatest linguistic achievement. This phrase is the perfect way to curse without technically swearing. Blank inside.

FECK OFF - Quite possibly Ireland’s greatest linguistic achievement. This phrase is the perfect way to curse without technically swearing. Blank inside.

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SHIT THE BED - An exclamation such as “oh my goodness!” Or to fail miserably in a completey irreparable fashion. Blank inside.

SHIT THE BED - An exclamation such as “oh my goodness!” Or to fail miserably in a completey irreparable fashion. Blank inside.

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SICK AS A DOG - Silly sods once believed dogs spread the lurgy.Which is apparently what you have. Bleugh. Blank inside.

SICK AS A DOG - Silly sods once believed dogs spread the lurgy.Which is apparently what you have. Bleugh. Blank inside.

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DOGS BOLLOX - You’re simply the best.The apex of excellence. In no way an onerous twat. Blank inside.

DOGS BOLLOX - You’re simply the best.The apex of excellence. In no way an onerous twat. Blank inside.

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FECKIN EEJIT - Irish slang definition of the word ‘idiot.’ One of the most common Irishisms. Like a fool but much nicer and friendlier. Blank inside.

FECKIN EEJIT - Irish slang definition of the word ‘idiot.’ One of the most common Irishisms. Like a fool but much nicer and friendlier. Blank inside.

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MUPPET - A puppet known for its absurdist, burlesque, and self-referential style of variety-sketch comedy. An incompetent or foolish person. A dickhead. Blank inside.

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TA MUCHLY - A short and sweet colloquial term for thanks a lot. Blank inside.

TA MUCHLY - A short and sweet colloquial term for thanks a lot. Blank inside.

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FLIPPIN’ HECK - A somewhat polite way of swearing.HITCHED - Once used to describe tying horses to wagons. Make of that what you will. Blank inside.

FLIPPIN’ HECK - A somewhat polite way of swearing.HITCHED - Once used to describe tying horses to wagons. Make of that what you will. Blank inside.

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TWAT - A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious. We all know a few eh? Blank inside.

TWAT - A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious. We all know a few eh? Blank inside.

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SHIT THE BED - An exclamation such as “oh my goodness!” Or to fail miserably in a completey irreparable fashion. Blank inside.

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KNACKERS - Oh I do declare; I say; oh my goodness; oh for fucks sake. Blank inside.

KNACKERS - Oh I do declare; I say; oh my goodness; oh for fucks sake. Blank inside.

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BIG UPS - To congratulate or give praise. Big up yourself bruv. I say - aren’t you doing awfully well? Blank inside.

BIG UPS - To congratulate or give praise. Big up yourself bruv. I say - aren’t you doing awfully well? Blank inside.

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NOW THEN - An expression of mild remonstrance or warning. Or the highest greeting of welcome one can receive in Yorkshire. Blank inside.

NOW THEN - An expression of mild remonstrance or warning. Or the highest greeting of welcome one can receive in Yorkshire. Blank inside.

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JOG ON - Dates back to Scotland aeons ago meaning hurry along, move on or piss right off pal. Blank inside.

JOG ON - Dates back to Scotland aeons ago meaning hurry along, move on or piss right off pal. Blank inside.

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TREACLE - a London-centric term of endearment for the sweetest of hearts. Blank inside.

TREACLE - a London-centric term of endearment for the sweetest of hearts. Blank inside.

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APETH - A northern term for a fool, equivalent to the modern term ‘muppet’. Almost a term of endearment. Or maybe not. Pronounce: "Ape-eth." Blank inside.

APETH - A northern term for a fool, equivalent to the modern term ‘muppet’. Almost a term of endearment. Or maybe not. Pronounce: "Ape-eth." Blank inside.

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NEVER MIND EH? - Deal with it. Get over it. Shit happens. Blank inside.

NEVER MIND EH? - Deal with it. Get over it. Shit happens. Blank inside.

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WELL SICK - Oh I do declare, you’re rather fabulous and make me want to swing my pants. Blank inside.

WELL SICK - Oh I do declare, you’re rather fabulous and make me want to swing my pants. Blank inside.

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CWTCH - A wonderful Welsh word for cuddle. Also a cupboard or cubbyhole. Cuddle in a cubbyhole anyone? Pronounce: “Cutch.” Blank inside.

CWTCH - A wonderful Welsh word for cuddle. Also a cupboard or cubbyhole. Cuddle in a cubbyhole anyone? Pronounce: “Cutch.” Blank inside.

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KEEP YER CHINS UP - Remain positive. Look on the bright side. Don’t be a mardy arse. Blank inside.

KEEP YER CHINS UP - Remain positive. Look on the bright side. Don’t be a mardy arse. Blank inside.

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GERT LUSH - A Bristolian term meaning you’re rather nice. "I say, you’d get it." Blank inside.

GERT LUSH - A Bristolian term meaning you’re rather nice. "I say, you’d get it." Blank inside.

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BANGIN’ - A south easterly expression meaning you’re rather appealing.Also an adjective used to describe something or someone that is impressively enjoyable. Blank inside.

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WHAT’S OCCURRIN’? - A Welsh phrase made famous by Ruth Jones’ portrayal of Nessa in Gavin and Stacey. Oh. Blank inside.

WHAT’S OCCURRIN’? - A Welsh phrase made famous by Ruth Jones’ portrayal of Nessa in Gavin and Stacey. Oh. Blank inside.

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TIDY BUTT - is a Welsh response to “How’s it going?” It’s not a comment about someone’s arse. Blank inside.

TIDY BUTT - is a Welsh response to “How’s it going?” It’s not a comment about someone’s arse. Blank inside.

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BETWADDLED - Cornish for “I’m confused and allured by you.”Or, “you’re rather fresh.” Blank inside.

BETWADDLED - Cornish for “I’m confused and allured by you.”Or, “you’re rather fresh.” Blank inside.

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FLUTHERED - ‘Dublinese’ for achieving a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, “I fekkin’ love you.”Blank inside.

FLUTHERED - ‘Dublinese’ for achieving a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, “I fekkin’ love you.”Blank inside.

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ARLEET MARRA - A friendly Geordie welcome.“Hello - how the devil are you?” Better than a kickin' off a radgie gadgie. Blank inside.

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PEELY WALLY - Scottish for being ill and pasty or looking like a bag of shite. Blank inside.

PEELY WALLY - Scottish for being ill and pasty or looking like a bag of shite. Blank inside.

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HADDAWAY AND SHITE - A Geordie generic expression of disbelief. Nowt to do with Nestor Alexander Haddaway and his 1993 hit single, What Is Love. Blank inside.

HADDAWAY AND SHITE - A Geordie generic expression of disbelief. Nowt to do with Nestor Alexander Haddaway and his 1993 hit single, What Is Love. Blank inside.

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BLOOTERED - Scottish for rinsed/pissed/wankered/trollied. You get the idea. Blank inside.

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LANG MAY YER LUM REEK - Scottish for ‘long may your chimney smoke.’Or stay well. This card soots you. Blank inside.

LANG MAY YER LUM REEK - Scottish for ‘long may your chimney smoke.’Or stay well. This card soots you. Blank inside.

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